Thursday, December 14, 2017

Into Instagram

Hey there! I'm back. I've forgotten all about this blog. Yaknow, life happens. And age melts the brain.

But anyway, I'm back. I'm still living a pretty active dollicious life. I still love Barbies and dioramas. I don't get to engage in dolliciousness as much as I'd like to but the love remains.

So much so that I've finally opened an Instagram account just for Barbie. Check it out here.

This is supposed to be the IG account of Barbara aka Barbie. I know, I know. I did play around with the idea of giving her a more distinctive name, but I also want to make the account easy to find by people who are into Barbie.

I also opened a Like page on Facebook. Here is where you can follow my diorama making adventures. Uhm, as soon as find the time to create dioramas. I'm gearing up for that.

So anyway, I'm glad that this work break allows me to get into my dollicious life again. Please stay tuned.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Barbie Just Wants a Basic Table!

Though I have spent a small fortune on Barbie furniture, most of the merchandise out there are in baby pink and usually have that cheap, plastic look. Or they're too cutesy with curlicues and embossed hearts and other details that might be acceptable in Barbieland, but won't cut it in real people world.  So sometimes, I just want to make plain, no-nonsense, functional, real-looking furniture. If Ikea had a store for Barbies, my Barbies would shop there. 

The other choice would be to DIY. So I DIMed--Did It Myself.

YouTube is the best place to find inspiration and instructions. Inspired by this, but too lazy to create that mosaic look, I made my own instructions. So, this is my first attempt at a DIY table for Barbie. 

Materials Needed:
gift wrap  (I chose one in very dark, almost black midnight blue with a subtle criss-cross pattern)
4 straws, the big ones used for bubble tea drinks

Step One: Cut 4 pcs of straw to about 5 inches, or use a Mattel table as measure.

Step Two: Mark margins on all sides of the box about 1 cm from edges. Use the side that will serve as the bottom surface of the table.

Step Three: Mark where the straw legs would go. As you can see, it need not be perfect. But make sure they are the same distance from the corners.

Step Four: Cut a criss-cross pattern on the diameter of the circle. Don't cut off the circle.

Step Five: Press inside the circle.

Step Six: Insert the straws to check if they fit well. Adjust if necessary. Cut off corners of box flap if necessary.

Your table is now done, at least structurally. It's time to cover it to make it presentable.

Step Seven: Remove and set aside the straw legs. Tape the box shut.

Step Eight: Start wrapping as you would wrap a gift, but you don't have to cover the bottom of the box.

Step Nine: Glue the top surface part of the table/box.

Step Ten: Tape the edges. Pay attention to the corners so they will be as seamless as possible. Remember to accommodate the legs. 

Step Eleven: Reinsert the legs.

Tadah! You now have a table for Barbie. Very basic looking. And multi-purpose.

You may use the shorter ends of the straw to adjust the height of the table.

Here it is as a coffee table. Note that Barbie Bella is alone this Valentine evening. She starts her evening with junk food. And she is so bored, she started reading the dictionary.

She adjusts the table, using the long legs so she can use it to prepare dinner. Still no phone call from Ken. The jerk!

And then she has dinner. Alone. At least, she is excited that she finally has a non-pink table that's the right height for her to eat comfortably. She finds comfort in her medium-rare Angus seared in truffle butter. She drenches her heart in cabernet sauvignon.

And because the table is so plain, it really functions best as a desk for working. Bella ends the evening by checking who else is in Facebook (and like her, has no Valentine date). Chamomile tea gives her the drowsiness she needs to end the evening early. .

So that's what Bella and I did this Valentine day. Next project: a buffet slash console table.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011


So there I was, a closet Barbie collector, thinking I was a nut. That I was strange. Because I still loved Barbies at my age.

Then, early this year, I discovered there were other nuts like me. A lot of them even crazier, more rabid, more obsessed with collecting Barbies and other vinyl creatures than I was.

I got a peek at the world of adult collectors. It was a strange world, its citizens with quirks, norms, traditions. And they even have their own language.

One of the new terms I learned was NRFB. Outside the Barbie world, those who collect action figures and other iconic toys also know this term.

It means Never Removed From Box. A collector buys an item for the simple pleasure of owning it, displaying or storing it, staring at it behind a wall of plastic, and occasionally, lovingly wiping the dust off its box

Never Removing From the Box (NRFBing) is meant to preserve the doll, keep it in its pristine condition, so that it will always look as great as it did on the day it came out of the factory, usually somewhere in China.

NRFBing is also meant to give it a premium when the time comes to sell or swap. I heard that a car loses 75% of its value once it's driven from the showroom. A doll that has been deboxed goes through pretty much the same kind of devaluation. An NRFB doll, vintage or otherwise, can fetch you a better price in ebay and elsewhere than one that has already been deboxed, even if the deboxed doll is in good condition or has not been played with at all.

As for me, I don't get it.

I buy dolls to play with them, to dress them up, to assign personalities and even back stories and secret lives to them. The concept of reselling them hurts my heart. They're not investments. They're, uhm, well, they're dolls. Pretty dolls. And they're mine! And forever will be.

Aside from the above reasons, my ability to delay gratification is practically nil. I have the will power of a doorknob. And the EQ of a well, a person with very low EQ. ;) (Forgive my sorry attempt at simile.)

Yes, it took me more than 5 years before I finally deboxed my Kate Spade Barbie, but that's only because it was not covered in plastic, so I could still touch it even while it was tethered to the packaging.

Though I have a few dolls that are still NRFB, it will be a matter of time before I get them out of the confines of the box. They are only in their boxes because I am still too busy to play with them. Opening every box brings a little bit of that Christmas eve feeling. And I enjoy the process slowly. I take pictures of every new doll. So I need to make sure I allocate time for the deboxing. 

I also have a few dolls which have been deboxed just for the pleasure of it, but because they're collectors' items, fancier and fussier than other playtime dolls, I have put them back in boxes. But the attachments have been removed, so they are no longer technically NRFB.

Anyway, here's Sari (I name some of my dolls, but I haven't gotten round to naming them all.), a Barbie Basics doll from the Metallics collection. I bought her more than a month ago from Kid's Depot in Market Market. So many things happened with life and work right after the purchase, so it took me a while to get to deboxing it.

Join me in the step-by-step process of liberating Sari from the confines of that plastic and paper jail.

Don't be fooled by her feisty appearance. Deep inside, she's very sad to be stuck in this box, untouched, immobile, loved only from afar. She's aching to be free. To be played with, to be touched, to be refashioned, to interact with other dolls.

All you need is a pair of scissors. This is optional, though. You can use your bare hands to rip through the packaging. I am civilized (or I try to be) so I use scissors.

Once you've pulled this from the box, technically, it's no longer NRFB. However, it's still fairly easy at this point to put it back in and just seal the cover with a bit of tape.

This is the point of no return. Once you start snipping at the tethers that hold Barbie in place.

Be careful as you snip to ensure the scissor edge does not damage the doll skin.

Sari can't wait to get out of there. Just a few more snips.   

I only have to remove your feet, Sari.

She's free! She's free!

We just have to remove the stitched plastic that protects the doll's hair while it's in transit and on the shelves.

Alleluia! Alleluia!

Collectors' items usually come with a stand. It's sometimes disguised with the packaging, so make sure you don't throw it away with the box.

Sari relishes her freedom.

Well, whatever freedom an inanimate doll may have. She still needs me to achieve her poses.

Even cheesy poses like this one. 

Sari says goodbye to her plastic and paper prison. 

She breathes in the fresh air and says in a sultry voice lightly tinged with an Eastern Asian accent, "Thanks for liberating me, Gege."